*Sniffling and sobbing.* H-hi, my name is Lizzie...

Group: *Unenthusiastically.* Hi, Lizzie.

Doctor Phil: Lizzie, can you tell us what your problem is?

*Breaks out into sobs.*

Dr. Phil: Come on, Lizzie, you can do it!

I-I...*Sobsob.* I'M ADDICTED TO ROLEPLAY AND PANDAS! *Sobbing into Dr. Phil's shoulder.*

Dr. Phil: Good job.
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... That was my way of saying hi! ^_^

Eum...I'm not always this crazy, honest. (Insert lie detector buzz.)

Well, aside from roleplay and pandas, I like writing, japanese rock, pop, and jazz. I like visual kei also, and...yeah. Oh, and I'm crazy.

Dr. Phil: She ain't lyin' there.

Shut up, Phillie. *Chews on a chibi Dr. Phil.*

Dr. Phill: OHGODITBURNS!!

...So I think I scared everyone away. >.>

*Wave wave.*

Hey lol nice intro Lizzie ^^ Hope tyo get you know better and no you didn't scare me ^^ You should know that most people on here are crazy so hope they won;t scare you ^_^

I'm looking forwar knowing you better ^^

Hahahaha hello Lizzie. You are too funny, but I'm certainly glad that you're here and hopefully we can get you a role that you will have fun with!

hey. i dont think i know you im too sure lol. anyway its good to see you and i hope you have lots of fun. okie dokie cya around.

Oh my gawd...

I GOT REPLIES. I thought everyone would go, "Omfg, she's scary...-Avoids all ninja-like.-"

It takes....a lot to scare me. XD Well, unless you put a horror film in. Then I cry. ;x

But yeah. I hope to know everyone much better, and I hope I can fit in (without fitting in. ...Does that make sense?)!

<3 -Loves on everyone.- <3

Do you have an Oprah routine too?

Nice introduction, best one this week. If I carried gold stars, I'd toss one your way.

WOO, GOLD STARS! That would make me, like...the automatic queen of PWNAGE. YEA GO MII!!!!one!!11! >.> And I do have her. I have Jerry Springer, Oprah, Dog Whisperer, Maury; take your pick. Ooh, free sample! Story mode~ (With icky typoes. XD)
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"Welcome back, folks. We're here on today's episode of Oprah, viewing roleplay addicts with no lives that like to mock celebrity show hosts such as myself," Oprah smiled, and it was so freaking bright and fake that she killed half the audience and lost fifty thousand viewers. Unaware of the gruesome crime she had just commited, she continued to talk cheerily into her plastic microphone. "So we have Lizzie with us today. Lizzie, please share your story with us." Oprah turned to the sobbing female on her left. The girl buried her face into her tanned hands, sobbing loudly. Tears slipped through the cracks of her fingers. "I-I'm Lizzie. I LIEK PANDAZ AND MUDKIPZ11!!one!" She choked out, throwing herself into Oprah's chest. Oprah, who was obviously not skilled at anything but sitting and talking at people like she knew what she was saying, hugged the girl awkwardly, silently motioning to the cameraman that a commertial was in order. As dancing bananas filled the televisions of the obviously brainless audience (I mean, who with a brain would watch OPRAH?!), Oprah shoved the girl roughly away, smoothing out her horridly sickening purple dress suit. She was unaware that Lizzie had snatched her aquamarine broach because, come on, it SO didn't match with that shade of purple. Maybe she could pawn it for atleast FIVE bucks... "I don't DO that mess. You sit, cry, listen to me like you think I'm the best in the world, and I get paid so you go on your merry little way." Oprah snapped, unaware that the cameraman had come back to the show while she was busy being vain and straightening the ugly outfit. She looked like a ton of violets had thrown up on her after eating grapes or some other purple fruit/veggie/candy/mudkip. Ew. Needless to say, her hideous fashion sense paired with her ugly face and attitude towards Lizzie made her lose all her fans. And Oprah was never seen again. Happily ever after.
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Omg, oprah bashing. Sorry if you like oprah.XD Okay, that was long and pointless. Forgive me? ;x I got a bit carried away. ^_^; Eum, yeah. I promise I'm not taking any drugs. <3

So I'm fairly certain that you won "Intro thread of the year" at this point. That was hilarious, lmfao. Wait til John (gamemonk0) sees this. He thinks Oprah is the antichrist.

That was fantastic, but I really have to ask for the Maury one because if the quality is any similar I'm looking forward to an experience of certain joy.

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