Attack the person above you

*uses an AA12 fully-automatic shotgun on that swing*

*sends quail hunting with Vice President Cheney*

*cuts his head off*

*shoves a giant chunk of Iraq down her throat for not being creative with her method of killing*

*steals apzrman's weapon and blows up everything within 200 yards of my face, that includes you*

*kicks you on the leg*

*pees on your leg*

*boo boos on your leg*

*diagnoses him with "too much malacha"*

If you don't get that, watch the most recent Daily Show where Mike Myers came on.

*cuts off your ears*

*shoves carnivorous earwigs in your ears*

*stick forks on your eyes*

*body slams you onto a bed*

*dumps you into a tub of acid*

*cuts up your body into small chunks and dissolves with with lime and rubbing alcohol*

*stuffs tacks down your throat and makes you swallow them*

*puts your body in a meat grinder feet first*

*beats you with a pillow*

*beats with an egg beater O.o*

*feeds you to a group of starving hyenas*

*drags you back to the story*

*forces a blitzball down your throat*