Attack the person above you

*sets a pack of undead rats on you then eats your age until you are 2 again*

*eats ur babies when they are born*

*makes you have a baby with Michael Jackson whom he'll drop from the balcony*

*punches you on the face*

*puts a box on ya head*

*gives you a hit of Viagra and cyanide*

lol It's called diehard.

*zombie attack followed with a double cast of curaga*

*shaves his goatee*

*makes you grow a goatee*

*gives you a vagina*

*takes away your vagina*

lol sorry, I just had to do it.

*is unnafected and transforms you into a lightning flan and casts waterga*

*turns you into Michael Jackson and casts "Child Molestation Lawsuit"*

*Turns you into whitney and makes you go cold turkey*

*Turns you into OJ's girlfriend*

he has a new one?

*takes away all music from his life and his ability to write or create it*

*turns you into Cloud*

*smashes your junk*

*makes you grow some junk*

beats you to the junkyard

*turns you into a junkyard* Need some ice for that burn?

*turns you into a racoon*

*turns you into a nickel, becomes enticed by the shine and scratches and bites*

I've always wondered why Raccoons do that. For some reason they're attracted to anything shiny, and when they get it, they destroy it.

*Turns you into a panda, cuddles to death.*

And they wanna see what's under the shiny! ;3 Raccoons. <3

*Now that he's a panda, turns you into bamboo*